I am amazed at how much flack I have gotten from putting my son in an Alabama outfit. Do you people not understand that Alabama is God's chosen team? If it weren't so, why did 92,000 people come to the A-Day game after Alabama has been less than perfect for the last 7-10 years. (By the way, less than perfect includes winning an SEC championship and several bowl games). I think the answer lies in Auburn.
Auburn fans hate Alabama more than they hate anything else. When Auburn looks back to see whether or not it had a good season during a certain year, they look to see if they beat Alabama. When Alabama looks back to see if they had a good season, they look to see if they won a National Championship. No one out of the state of Alabama even knows where Auburn is (except maybe Mississippi people who's only decent team is Southern Miss). When you talk about the great teams in college football, Alabama is at the top.
Sure, Alabama loses some games to people they should beat every now and again (Mississippi State last year). However, it rarely happens more than once. So Auburn has beat Alabama 5 times in a row. Big deal. How many SEC Championships has Auburn won while doing it. Maybe 1. How many National Championships has Auburn won while beating Alabama these past 5 years.......0. Auburn can't even go undefeated and win a national championship because they play the Blind Sisters of Norway's Junior Varsity team to rack up wins! Alabama loses sometimes. But when we do, we don't complain about it. We go and beat someone the next week.
You might ask yourself the point of all this...... Lesson 1: Auburn is almost immune to winning a National Championship. Lesson 2: If you go to Auburn, the most famous school in the state will still be Alabama, who beats you to death more times than not. Lesson 3: When you are the best, people dislike you (Auburn would not know anything about this). Lesson 4: Auburn will never be more than a stop sign in a town that has more cows than it has people (does Auburn even have a stop sign?). Lesson 5: When you dress your son up in an outfit, care enough to dress him in the very best........ROLL TIDE!!!
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Well said, Everyone wants to compare themselves to winners and Auburn sure compares themselves to Alabama. Why is that? Maybe because we are winners!!! We are proven winners, look at our banners with the years of national championships. How many do we have? 12!! Auburn how many do you have? Should we count the one that Golf Digest gave you? But seriously, Auburn did identify the bones that were found last week. They were identified as belonging to Billy Bob Tiger, the 1946 Hide and Seek Champion. He must have found a great hiding place. Have a Great Day and Rollllllll Tide Roll!!
hey i like both teams when alabama isnt playing auburn i root for them. but when they're against each other.....GO AUBURN.
-AMBRELLE
YUP YUP! AUBURN THINKS THEY'RE JUST GREAR AND WONDERFUL. THEY THINK THEY ARE ALL OF THAT ANDA BAG OF CHIPS..WELP...HATE TO TELL THEM...BUT.. THEY AINT NOTHING BIGGER THAN A CRUMB IN THE BOTTOM OF THE BAG!!!!!!
look here coach taylor i think ur a cool dude but when it comes to football
YOUR A LOSER !!!!!!!!!
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sorry to have to tell u that
<3alex.w
sry i don't care if auburn loses every game!!!! as long as we beat alabama!!! lol!! i am an auburn chick for life!!!! lol!!!! peace out doggy dawg!!! lol!!!! $aniya$
i am with hannah!!
they r goin down this year!!
jen
GO ROLL TIDE!!!!!!
ALABAMA IS AWESOME!!!!!
ROLL TIDE!!!!!
Check you later
Aniya just proved my point....Thank you!!!
Aburn thinks they are the stuff but when you look back they have 1 national championship ALABAMA HAS 12!!!!!!!So this year we will be on them like white on rice.
ok coach taylor i agree with you but yeah i might have proven ur point but i was just telling the truth!!! lol!!! just remember auburn girls rock!!!!!!!!!! lol!!!
$aniya$
we'll see who's best when it comes to the iron bowl!!!and to coach sparks, cool comment about billy bob tiger.it's hilarious!!!
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